28 - Just In Tokyo
Some Traveler's Japanese
sumimasen - sorry my large bag just nearly knocked you over on the
train.
sumimasen - please distract yourself from typing on your mobile
phone long enough to move out of the way so I can get off this
subway car seconds before the doors close.
wakarimasen - I am unable to speak any of your language except to
say `I do not understand" and if you say anything more I might repeat
this word even if I'm better off shutting up and nodding and reading
your facial expression to try to figure out what you're saying but the
jet lag is kicking in and all I wanted to know is if you have a room that
doesn't smell like forty years of accumulated cigarette smoke.
dozo - older lady carrying two large canvas shopping bags; you are
standing up in a crowded subway car as young men and women
who have seats fiddle with their mobile phones ignoring you. Locals
will force you to stand in spite of your age, but I am a foreigner and I
will stand up to offer you this seat. Please, please, take it!
domo - thank you, you have said many things to me that I do not
understand, and it would probably be okay if I said nothing, but domo
is a small gesture of my appreciation for this delicious muscat grape
yogurt drink that I have just successfully purchased from you in this
very fluorescent-lit convenience store.
arigato - domo just sounds too short, so I will say arigato to you, the
eager waitress who just handed me a hot towel.
domo arigato - I am grateful, o subway station manager, that you
have let me through this gate even though I lost my ticket and I could
have been lying about it and I can't speak your language but you
figured out from my worried expression and gestures that I am a
good person and I just want to leave your station.
konnichiwa - I've heard this one Japanese greeting and so I'm going
to say "good afternoon" all day and all night long as my international
gesture of friendship.
ohayo - let's smile, bow slightly, perhaps awkwardly, and say "good
morning!" because it's easy to remember and fun to say.
In Japan,six newspapers are printed for every ten people, nearly
three times the rate of newspapers per person in America.